Someday I’m gonna write a book
It’ll be the definitive guide for women seeking to attract men. It’ll be a raging sucess, sparking massive print runs & translated into 40 languages. And it’ll be one of the most cost effective operations in history cos it only has one goddamn page.
Step 1: Have a vagina. Boobs are pretty handy too.
Step 2: Be breathing*
*This is merely a recommendation, not a requirement.
Done. Fold that shit up & keep it in your pocket for future reference.
So where’s my fucking book deal people?