I asked my boyfriend if he found any of my friend’s attractive. He admitted that he thinks my friend A****** is hot & originally wanted to date her, not me. Now I can’t forget it! What do I do now?
Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer. If you didn’t want to know (and trust me, you really don’t want to know what’s going on in his head) why the fuck would you ask? Sometimes - okay, most of the time - people’s stupidity really is outstanding.
So now you’re living in downtown Paranoia City. Congratulations on the move fucktard. I’m sorry but there’s nothing left to do but take her out. Smother her while she sleeps. Sure she’s a friend & that might seem a little extreme but it’s a dog eat dog world out there & those hot bitches get too much for free anyway.
It’s the first rule of strategic girl vs girl combat - any threat must be eliminated. Your incessant nagging has given your insecurity a target & now you’ve got no option but to put that bitch down. Sorry Princess but it’s time to channel Mr Blonde & invest in a straight razor & some gas.
Don’t forget to duct tape your boyfriend to a chair so he can witness the whole event. Slap him around a little as you carve up that pretty little face of hers. That’ll teach him not to admire anyone but you.
*Do not actually attempt anything that we may have suggested in the past or may continue to suggest in the future. We’re not professionals but you’re plainly retarded.