You Really Shouldn’t Dick That™
After reading/seeing some of the shit that gets sent my way, I’m seriously considering starting a tumblr full of photos of stuff you really shouldn’t fuck.
It’d start with that clip of some dude using a retardedly large funnel to stuff some japanese chick’s ass full of baby eels. I mean, you can’t unsee that kinda shit. And when you see the funnel come out…… well I’d say it was one of those soul destroying moments but fuck, we all know I probably didn’t have a soul to begin with.
Then it’d trail off into photos of Tila Tequila, Courtney Love & any dude from any emo/80’s revival band, before degenerating into furries, animals, foodstuffs & inanimate objects. I’d maybe even toss in a few ex boyfriends for flavour. Then I’d get bored & wander off.
On a whole, I predict this entire cycle would take less than 48 hours. Honestly, my lack of commitment is truly astounding.