Why won’t hotties fuck me? All I get is ugly ass girls. How do I tap that primo ass?
Because you’re a knobbly little ass goblin who spouts shit like “tap that ass” & seriously thinks he’s entitled to pussy that’s waaaaaaaaay outta his league. Want some real advice? You’re fucking deluded. Possibly semi-retarded. And you’re probably fucking short too.
You should be thankful that something legally identifiable as female can be drunk enough climb aboard your 3 inches anyway. Just a heads up but alcohol at that level tends to be fatal ya know.
Try hookers. Though they won’t even attempt to hide their looks of contempt, they will however, take cash. Some even accept major credit cards. And a good 70-80% of working girls would be willing to do business with the 3 inches & 4 brain cells drifting round the head of a Jersey Shore reject like your fine self. Girl’s gotta pay her dealer after all.
And yeah, you’re fucking welcome dickwad.