January302010
Should I propose to my girlfriend? We’ve been together for 6 years & it is the longest, most dependable relationship I’ve ever had. It just feels like maybe we should get married or something. Dude, she’s your girlfriend, not a fucking washing machine. Reliable & dependable - that’s criteria you use when shopping for cars & household appliances. And maybe blow up dolls too I guess. I don’t know, while the whole blow up fuck toy market isn’t exactly directed at me I’m betting you don’t want your inflatable fuckee flaking out & letting you down at a critical moment either now do ya? Look, if you’ve never felt her rock your world, you need to quit wasting everyone’s time & keep shopping around. But if you think maybe, just maybe, this is the crotch you wanna crash for the rest of your life, how bout you try buying her a fucking ring & asking her to marry you dopey dipshit.

Should I propose to my girlfriend? We’ve been together for 6 years & it is the longest, most dependable relationship I’ve ever had. It just feels like maybe we should get married or something.


Dude, she’s your girlfriend, not a fucking washing machine. Reliable & dependable - that’s criteria you use when shopping for cars & household appliances. And maybe blow up dolls too I guess. I don’t know, while the whole blow up fuck toy market isn’t exactly directed at me I’m betting you don’t want your inflatable fuckee flaking out & letting you down at a critical moment either now do ya?


Look, if you’ve never felt her rock your world, you need to quit wasting everyone’s time & keep shopping around. But if you think maybe, just maybe, this is the crotch you wanna crash for the rest of your life, how bout you try buying her a fucking ring & asking her to marry you dopey dipshit.
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