January182010

thetowel asked: Is clit size important?

Seeing as you’re a dude, I’m sure you’ve heard that size doesn’t matter. Course that could be the world’s cruelest lie but I’m gonna run with it. Cos honestly, I don’t know dick about clits. I mean, I have one. It’s pretty rad. But that’s as far as my clit experience goes. I deal exclusively in cock so getting any chick that isn’t me off, well… that’s not really my department.

Too small? Fuck, some days you’re just lucky to find a dude who doesn’t think that a clitoris is something you find under the hood of a car. But I guess if it’s too big then you could always be running the possibility that you’re fucking a hermaphrodite. Maybe some weird subcatagory of post-op tranny? Either way it’s the best of both worlds. Perform a quick prostate check then proceed as you see fit.

Basically the rules of clit are as follows - If yer lookin’, yer doin’ something right.

 

PS - You should be looking. I mean you, personally, in my pants. Now.

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