Imaginary Dictionary
Smackling (v) -
Near futile exercise that is put into motion when a builder friend is hired to do repairs around your house. Cept that friend happens to be a functioning junkie who starts the day by mixing smack in your kitchen & makes a simple 3 day job take 3 weeks cos he’s too busy sleeping hits off on your couch.
“Yeah, our place is being smackled right now. It’s been 3 weeks & he’s only just finished the bathroom”