A woman’s arthritic pains will almost always disappear when she becomes pregnant
This was printed on a tampon wrapper. Helpful suggestion or just some kinda sadistic mindfuck? Chances are that if I’m using your goddamn tampons the whole pregnancy tip deal isn’t very fucking helpful at the moment - in short, you’re preaching to the wrong fucking choir dipshit.
Also, while I could be PMSing hard right now, I’m just gonna say fuck you & your smartass fucking mindfuck you smarmy cunting motherfuckers.
Actually I’m not PMSing - I just wanted an excuse to use the phrase “smarmy cunting motherfuckers” in a suitable context. I love achieving personal goals. Especially when they’re so satisfyingly achievable.